Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2025) • Best winter result: 3rd (2020)

As usual Sore Nob Cooper has stayed out of the pre-tournament bantz, preferring instead to focus on carefully planning his next choice of politically-insensitive attire for the big day. He may be an outsider for Winter 2018, but we fully expect to find him inciting a Brexit riot on the mean streets of St Albans while John hides in a nearby pub.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W2 L5 | 6pts | 4th | 5th | 4 | 4 | 5th | ||||||
| Arcade game | L3 | 3rd | 8th | 1 | 5 | 7th | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W4 L3 | 12pts | 3rd | 4th | 5 | 10 | 6th | ||||||
| Bowling | 139 | 7th | 3rd | 6 | 16 | 6th | |||||||
| Table Football | W5 L2 | 15pts | 8th | 2nd | 8 | 24 | 5th | ||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 21.6s | 5th | 4th | 5 | 29 | 6th | |||||||
| Darts | W3 L4 | 9pts | 2nd | 5th | 8 | 37 | 4th | ||||||
| Poker | 6th | 5th | 4 | 41 | 5th | ||||||||