Henry – Summer 2026

Our first debutant in five years is arguably the most sporting of all the Catterfelds. "Standing in" for his "injured" old man, Henry brings Gen Z freshness to the arena, but will the unique and opaque rules of the day prevent his natural talent from shining through? The old men in the competition hope so; the entire ethos of Superstars is that no one who is actually any good should ever take part. If Henry wins this at a canter, it could trigger an existential crisis in the concept of Superstars and the nearly-fifty legacy competitors. And he definitely won't be invited back again.